Saturday, April 25, 2026

Isometric view!


"Isometric View"

Lalit Modi is a disgraced Indian Cricket Czar hiding in UK mostly.  The idea of IPL can certainly be accounted to his credit . Of course as the tournament became commercially successful several powerful entities wanted a ride on the gravy train. Some wanted a free ride to boot! That led to what can only be termed as falling out of the thieves ! 

You might remember the fiscal controversy about now defunct Kochi Tuskars  Kerala franchise & the tragic demise of its 'sweat equity' holder Sunanda Pushkar under very mysterious circumstances. Supposedly due to complications of the Lupus disease or a drug interaction; or both; or a sophisticated, hard to detect poison called polonium, traditionally used by KGB to assassinate rivals! That famous '50 crore ki girl friend' remark about Shashi Tharoor by Narendra Modi is epic. Perhaps one day I will write about it -  when I feel like a crime thriller !

For now Lalit Modi has an interesting proposition !  He proposes that One day cricket format of 50 overs variety should be abolished entirely and cricket world should focus on test cricket; which is the classical 5 day, white clothes, red ball , 2 innings per team format and T20 format which is like after dinner, evening entertainment of 120 balls for each team kind. Wildly successful and popular IPL is a T20 tournament! There is ,as expected, a stiff opposition to this idea and even a sense of dismissal out of hand by some quarters because it is 'Lalit Modi' !
 
You do not know Swapan Mitra. He was my drafts person for a very long time. He was quite a bit older than I was and he was exceptionally good at his job. It was before cad software and a plethora of AI tools had made most of the drafting skills redundant. One thing that he really excelled in was 'Isometric View'. This comes from the world of design and simply put it is a 3 dimensional representation of an object in 2 dimensions; done in scale without any foreshortening as  you would find in a perspective view. One can accurately measure all dimensions. It gives a complete view of the object as if one is looking down from above the frame. 
 
So Mitra always made an isometric view for every plan; at times he made an exploded view too. He made that decision without my input. Fact is I was able to explain my concept to clients countless times on the strength of that Isometric view. Otherwise we as designers tend to focus  primarily at the plan view. It took me some time to realize why Mitra included it in every presentation ! Well; because it is the best client centrist view! And I am not even talking about design here!
 
When we look at people, life, events, concepts, theories; ideas, whatever; we must look at an isometric view! No foreshortening; no distortion; clearly measurable dimensions on all X Y Z axis. At the same time we must  look at the entire picture from above and avoid getting into the frame. Remaining a bit distanced and staying critical will lead us to see things clearly for how they truly are!  Get complete picture & present complete information! Mitra taught me this life lesson; though he is not aware that he did!
 
Let's circle back  to cricket! It is well known that cricket originated in England. Power  and decision making stayed there for a very long time. As the game spread across British colonies like Australia; South Africa; west Indies and the Indian sub continent; that power continued to grow and stay concentrated in MCC, England. First challenge to it came from Australia as their teams started winning matches. Don Bradman , arguably the greatest batsman ever was the face of it. They have produced several great players in every generation. Jeff Thompson  was tearaway; fastest ever according to some while Shane Warned is considered the greatest leg spinner ever! 

That challenge  to English power was managed well. Australians were white, western and subjects of the British crown. They got co-opted. The challenge turned into a great rivalry limited to the playing field. Off the field they merrily consulted and shared  power & cricketing  decision making. Moral and ethical considerations regarding their apartheid policies kept white South Africa out of the world cricket for decades. They were only readmitted after apartheid was dismantled in 1991 with a tour of India! 

There is no country called West Indies! It is a group of separate nations. Little specks somewhere in the Caribbean sea and North Atlantic ocean ; that field a joint cricket team. To my knowledge it is the only multi national team playing under one banner, in any sports anywhere in the world. Gary Sobers and Lance Gibbs are well known old stalwarts of the team. Clive Lloyd, Rohan Kanhai, Alvin Kalicharan and batting giant Brian Lara of a later generation are noteworthy. What really propelled west Indies to firmly dominate world cricket was their legendary ' fearsome four'; express bowling attack.

Holding; Roberts; Garner and Croft established west Indies at the top during '70 and 80'. And who can forget Malcolm Marshall? An absolute delight of fierceness ; if there is even such a word! Together they pummelled every opposition in sight and left them in dust. Smaller individual cricket boards making up  West Indies gained a lot of traction over the years but the power quietly stayed with ECB - English Cricket Board.
 
Trust Pakistan to play a sly hand! They perfected the reverse swing. It is achieved by roughening one side of the cricket ball and keeping the other side shiny. The aerodynamics at high speed ensures that the ball unpredictably and unconventionally swings to the shiny side instead of the rough. They achieved that by picking the seams with fingernails and roughening one side with bottle caps and other found material. It was not illegal at the time although not exactly in line with the spirit of the game. Their quick bowlers achieved tremendous success . Imran , Akram and Waqar easily come to mind. The success was rather short lived . White nations ensured that the rules changed and 'Making' the ball became illegal as it should always have been. Pakistan never became the centre of the cricketing universe.
 
In between an  Australian media tycoon, Kerry Packer of  channel 9 designed the one day match - a short format of cricket played in the evening wearing colourful dresses and a white ball! It allowed a lot more people to watch it on TV. The cheeky tag line was, " Big Boys Play at Night"! Marketing , sponsorship and international playing talent made sure that it catches public interest. There was a lot of opposition by various cricketing boards. Several players got banned for participating in this so called circus, but the money was good; way too good ! 

Money eclipses your brain cells; blinds your eyes and softens your heart!  Eventually it makes one forget  all principles; if there were any to begin with! Short format and Long money had come to stay in cricket.
 
Money! You can not keep Indians far from money! They are like a trained bloodhound tracking a prey! Traditionally Indian teams were known for their spin bowling and some batting brilliance like Gavaskar holding the highest test run record for long and that flag bearer of his legacy , Tendulkar; who has that record now as well as the record for all time highest total runs in all formats together . You may even have heard about Suravanshi ; a young 15 year old ,that is promising to carry that baton now!

Bedi, Chadrashekhar and Prasanna are the much celebrated Indian spin trio. Indian Fast bowling was rather slow and cricket pitches, game and rules were slowly veering towards favouring quick bowling. This is when Kapil Dev rose to prominence. He was quick and he was  supremely talented. With the bat as well! He won India the short format world cup in 1983 and changed the loosing Indian mindset for ever. 1.4 billion people now have 10 fresh world class talents available for selection; to replace one retiring player. India can and at times does field more than one National team simultaneously. They can boast  of a world champion Indian women's cricket team as well!
 
It was bound to happen! With this big a market; third largest economy growing  @ 7%( highest in the world); massive popularity of cricket and visible rise in the disposable incomes; something had to give. India generates 80% of all the cricketing revenues worldwide and money talks! The Board of Control for Cricket in India ( BCCI) is very powerful to say the least. Currently even the chairmanship of International Cricket Council (ICC) is held by India as well. Who likes it ? It is complicated but the short answer is nobody! Specially people that held the reins for so long and those envious people that can never hope to do so. Who can do anything about it ? See the answer above!
 
 If India wants to relegate 50 over one day format to disuse....... the format will reach the end of the road pronto! So coming back to Lalit Modi's proposal. I think he has a point or two there. 5 day red ball, white dress, test cricket is absolutely beautiful, classical and everything good cricket is all about. Except test cricket is hard to monetise. It should receive support and funding because You can not sustain it by gate money and few sponsors  alone. People also have paucity of time to engage with it fully even when they appreciate it. Money has to come from the shorter T20 format which has the potential to engage several times more people; can be easily organised frequently ; can also have more participating teams that can qualify to play at the world stage and has shown to generate several times more advertising revenue from TV rights. Redistribution of these funds will support test cricket and make all the cricket purists like myself happy.
 
50 over format increasingly fails to fall in either the classical category or in the  revenue generating entertainment category. It can easily be retired to enable strengthening the other  two formats. 

That sounds like a good plan for cricket's future. At least that is what my isometric view shows!
 
 



 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Birds Of a Feather !

                    Digital Mosaic of singing bird images

As you grow older, life continues to impart new meanings to old beliefs. The firm knowledge that there is life that ends in death , does not look so firm after all! Depending on your perspective there is no death , since there is life after death! Conversely there is no life apparently for some ; since life can be more cruel than death itself. Some souls can not live a single day because they are so tormented; while some other souls can never die because they are so accomplished.

God is rather benevolent; of course for those that believe ! It does take some insight to recognize the great gifts universe bestows each and everyone of us. These gifts come in various shapes , sizes and kind. Some are in the shape of circumstances. Like getting born into the Kennedy family for instance. Some blessings come in the shape of people that God sends your way; like coach Ramakant Achrekar that came into the life of one little boy named Sachin Tendulkar!  It sometimes takes the shape of a special talent like Leonardo da Vinci; who was active as a painter, draughtsman, engineer, scientist, theorist, sculptor, and architect.

The difference between these great achievers and us is 1. They recognized their blessings. 2. They did something about it. Most of the time they really really worked very hard and showed up consistently to nurture what God gifted  them.  When I look back at my own life, since I am now old enough to do so; I see where I dropped the ball. I had several blessings been given to me. Some I lost entirely, some I utilised partially and for others I just did not work hard enough. I Should have drawn more; designed more; written more. I Should have done more of what makes me - me! Sadly I lost motivation, lost vision, lost focus..... Onus of my mediocrity lies entirely with me!

Orchard with Cypresses, a painting by Vincent Van Gogh sold for $117millions in 2022.

Yeah! there is no mistake in the numbers! It is 117 million US dollars for one canvas!  In his lifetime he only sold one solitary work  for 400 francs. Did that stop him from nourishing his blessing ? He worked everyday at his craft. Van Gogh died on 29th July  1890. He was only 37.  Is he really dead? His work is what he was and his works live ! Is he alive?

What would you say about someone who has had an active career spanning 80 years?  Who has recorded 12,000 songs in 20 different languages; most she did not even speak. I can personally vouch for the songs she recorded in the Kashmiri language. Her diction and pronunciation sounds better than mine - and I am a native speaker. She was one face of female Indian playback singing; other being her elder sister - the incomparable Lata Mangeshkar ! At times people compare the two. I think it is an insult to both of them. No two singers are similar but totally different. Maybe we will talk about this concept some time.  Just as an aside their third sister Usha also sings and their brother Hridaynath is a musician. So was their father Pandit Deenanath Mangeshkar. Do you see a pattern here? Do you see how God blessed her  firstly by sending her in the right family; then by giving her an inherited talent that got honed by the in house  teacher - her own father. And then providing her the celestial umbrella of an elder sister to look up to for inspiration! This is the very epitome of "Birds of a feather flock together"!

She started singing early with Lata tai to make ends meet since their father passed away when the children were young. Life could not have been a cakewalk! One can only imagine the struggles their family had to endure. The thing is they were honest enough to respect their blessing that God gifted  them- their music. They stayed with it and music returned their loyalty; multiplying it many folds. It elevated them to be the best version of themselves and gave them immortality. Here is a list of some of her iconic songs ( not compiled by Me)  
https://youtu.be/_JAcOdCcqZM?si=VDQyKQXDCTEleoe2
 
My Personal favourites list is very long; spanning almost her entire eight decades long career. Over 100 songs on it; but if you want to know the number one -  here it is. Never fails to bring up a well of emotions, memories, longings and lot of tears.
https://youtu.be/OlvXDGJAMT0?si=6pNPPaotIAUrMAId 
Movie:- Ijaazat (1987)
Song:- Mera Kuch Samaan Tumhare Pas Pada Hai 
Singer:-Asha Bhosle
Lyricist:- Gulzar
Music Director:- R. D. Burman 

Asha Tai , as she is lovingly called worked with several composers. O. P. Nayyar and Asha Bhosle have given some amazing numbers that are on everyone's lips even fifty years later. He is the one who gave her a distinct identity and shaped her career. Blessings can take the shape of adversity too! O.P. Nayyar did not work with Lata Mangeshkar, the reigning diva of Indian music. They had  some professional differences and What God did  instead was to send Asha Bhonsle in his life. The only wildly successful composer of the era that did not work with Lata Mangeshkar gave his best compositions to Asha  Bhonsle and Geeta Dutt to some extent. Absolutely legendary timeless music got  created as the result. You decide who was a blessing and who got blessed!

The composer who really  polished her is R. D. Burman. Most of her modern numbers came from this collaboration. Together they changed the face of Hindi film music forever. Their professional union is the stuff legends are made of.  They were married to each other too. Sadly it did not stand the test of time as well as their professional relationship.

I find it  awkward  saying Asha Bhonsle is no more! Maybe for some she is  no more. However for me Asha Tai meant her music and that lives ! Is she alive or is she dead?  Do the loyal ones ; one's that do not betray their blessings find eternal life? If history is any indication, they do ! They just do not die. They live with you; in your heart; and they will talk to you through the work of their life time. Generations after generations.

Listen these people are a  great blessing universe just put in our lap. They live through their work and deserve  our respect & honour as all  blessings do!

To paraphrase what they say in England , Asha is dead. Long live Asha as her music!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, April 5, 2026

धुआंधार!

Nabeel Gabol & Rakesh Bedi

नबील गोबोल बिचारा परेशान हो गया है, सफाई पेश करते करते! किस किस को बताए कि वो हिंदुस्तान का जासूस नहीं ! और न उसका दामाद वो अदृश्य आदमी जो पाकिस्तान में भारत के दुश्मन साफ कर रहा है। अरे भाई मसाला फिल्म है, कोई डॉक्यूमेंट्री नहीं!  बस यही तो है वो बात जिसने इस फिल्म को मकबूल कर दिया। सत्य की कहानी के साथ बनी कॉकटेल! जबरदस्त!
 
चलो शुरू से बताता हूं। तो भैया मैने धर की धुरंधर नहीं देखी। थोड़ा बहुत जो सुना वो बहुत घिसा पिटा लगा। उस पर रणवीर सिंह भी इतना पसंद नहीं। मेरे न देखने से कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता, फिल्म खूब चली। अब पार्ट 2 भी देखने का कोई इरादा न था। पर मेरी घर में कोई खास नहीं चलती। टिकट भी मेरे से ही बुक करवाई गई; गाड़ी भी मै ही चला कर ले गया। इसलिए बोलूंगा भी मै ही!
 
हाल लगभग पूरा भरा था, तो समझो अभी दो तीन हफ्ते नेटफ्लिक्स पर नहीं आएगी। पहले अच्छी अच्छी बातें बताता चलूं। फिल्म में सच को बड़ी सफाई से कहानी में मिलाया गया है। कहानी सच ही लगती है। कई पात्र असली शख्सियतों पर आधारित है जिन्हें दर्शक देखते ही पहचान जाते हैं। फिल्म में नवाज शरीफ और जरदारी है ,छोटे से रोल में। जरदारी के 10% कमीशन का जिक्र है। नबील गाबोल  जासूस है, जिसकी बेटी हमारे हीरो की बीबी है। भारत के NSA डोभाल का अहम रोल है।
सबसे अच्छी बात जो मुझे लगी कि फालतू की चुम्मा चाटी और ठूंसा हुआ रोमांस नहीं है। हीरोइन नई है, ठीक लगती है; जिसके करने को कुछ खास नहीं है।
 
फिल्म में बलूचिस्तान की आजादी की लड़ाई को कथानक में पिरोया गया है। बलोच खुश होंगे उससे। पाकिस्तानी आर्मी को भला बुरा कहा गया है। उनके बांग्लादेश में किए गए बलात्कारों और उनकी हार का कई बार जिक्र आता है। टेरेरिज्म से लड़ाई की बात है, पाकिस्तानियों से नहीं।
पाकिस्तानी थोड़े नाखुश रहेंगे पर देखो ये हुआ तो था।
 
नोट बंदी को कहानी में पिरोया गया और अतीक अहमद को ISI का गुर्गा बताया गया। यू पी  के इलेक्शन  में माफिया और ISI का साथ ऑपरेशन भी दिखाया है। ये वजह बनी सरकार विरोधी लोगों के फिल्म के प्रति नफरत की। मुझे ज्यादा प्रोपोगंडा जैसी समस्या नहीं दिखी।
देखो अतीक अहमद माफिया था; पुलिस प्रशासन सब उसकी जूती पर था! 500/1000 की करेंसी बंद हुई थी । चाय वाला प्रधान मंत्री बना था। फिल्म ने बस इसका उपयोग अपनी कहानी बताने में किया। जो नाराज़ हो तो वो घर बैठे! कोई जबरदस्ती तो दिखा नहीं रहा। टिकट कोई सस्ती है?
एक पाकिस्तानी दोस्त ने बताया कि रहमान डकैत इतना बड़ा कैरेक्टर नहीं था जितना फिल्म में दर्शाया गया है। दोस्त समझदार है, सही कह रहा होगा! उससे भी बड़ी बात है कि मुहाजिर कौमी मूवमेंट और कराची के राजा अल्ताफ हुसैन को कहानी ने छुआ तक नहीं। चलो!
 
फिल्म वैसे भी लंबी बहुत है ;चैप्टर पे चैप्टर। मेरे विचार में स्क्रिप्ट को थोड़ा और टाइट किया जाना चाहिए था। ऐसे लगता है नेटफ्लिक्स की 13 पार्ट की सीरीज एक साथ देख ली हो। निर्देशक का यह डिटेलिंग हो सकता है पर मुझे अति लगी। कैसे बताए; क्या बताए;  क्या छोड़ें; यही तो निर्देशन है। 
 
हीरो है, गोली लगती नहीं, चाकू से वो  मरता नहीं। बीबी को उसकी कई साल पता नहीं चलता कि ये मुसलमान नहीं। खतना, नमाज़, रोजा कुछ उसे दिखा नहीं! उसका अपना बाप इंडियन एजेंट है। गजब!  निर्देशक ने ये डिटेल क्रिएटिव लाइसेंस पर छोड़ दी।  ऐसा न हो तो फिर हिंदी फिल्म क्या होगी। अंत में हीरो अपनी गली के मुहाने से लौट आता है। इस पर थोड़ी बहस हो सकती है। क्यों? बहन के पति को मारा था; माँ पहचान न पाई तो नाराज़ हो गया; वो मरा रहेगा तो घर पैसा आता रहेगा...... थोड़ा  सा ओपन एंड है। दिमाग पे जोर लगेगा और ये ऐसी इंटेलेक्चुअल फिल्म नहीं है तो इस से एकदम झटका लगता है।
 
फिल्म में हिंसा धुआंधार है। कुछ लोगों को बहुत ज्यादा लगेगी। खास तौर पे कटते अंगों के दृश्य और कटे सर से फुटबॉल खेलने वाले सीन विचलित कर सकते है। पर भैया लियारी में पठान और बलोच की गैंग वार सच में थी/ है। हिंसा और खून खराब आम सी बात है। महात्मा बुध के जीवन पर ये कहानी नहीं बनी। फालतू का मीन मेंख नहीं न चाहिए!
  
और फिर  एक भारतीय होने के नाते कुछ मुस्कराहट आती है। काश ऐसे धुरंधर सच में हों जो आतंकवादियों को निपटा रहे हों। काश सच में दाऊद इब्राहिम को  रॉ ने स्लो पॉयजन दिया हो। थोड़ा विशफुल और फिल्मी  है !  पर फिर ये फिल्म ही तो है, क्यों?
 
रणवीर सिंह ओवर द टॉप , अतिरंजित एक्टिंग करता है, अब ये रोल ऐसा ही था तो चल गया। राकेश बेदी ने मौके का सही उपयोग किया। आर माधवन , अजीत डोभाल के रोल में जचते हैं। बाकी सब भी ठीक हैं। मेक अप आपको पसंद आयेगा। संगीत कुछ ज्यादा नहीं है। ABBA का रा रा रासपुतिन गाना बड़ी द्विअर्थी मायने में इस्तेमाल हुआ है। रा रा.... समझे? 

लो भैया लिखते लिखते टीवी पर पहली भी देख डाली। सारी बातें वही हैं; दूसरी थोड़ी बेहतर है। ऑस्कर फिर नहीं मिलेगा! पर बॉलीवुड ने स्पाई फिल्म के नाम पर आजतक जो कचरा कूड़ा परोसा है उसको देखते हुए कोई हैरानी नहीं कि इस फिल्म को बॉक्स ऑफिस से इतना प्यार मिला। याद करें पाकी स्पाई और इंडियन स्पाई...प्यार...स्विट्जरलैंड में गाना...मिल के एक तीसरे बेनाम से दुश्मन का कूंड़ा..। 

उल्टी आती है; इतनी हिपोक्रेसी !

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