Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Snake Oil Salesmen!

Exit polls like politicians have a bad rep. There are the usual allegations of them being sponsored and suffering from inherent biases, right from collection of data to processing and interpreting them. No one bats an eyelid if they are proven wrong by the actual results. Fact is that psephology has reached a level of refinement where it will give you the exact direction the results are headed even when the numbers are off mark.

Delhi assembly election results were obvious on the day of the voting itself. Despite the clownish hyperbole and unsubstantiated tall claims of victory from the losing party ,it was clear that exit polls have rained on their parade. What was surprising even to me is the number of seats won by the winner. Based on the massive counter campaign mounted by BJP and quite decent public response to it , I expected them to get to double digits. Of course they are two short of it. So the numbers do not add up and let's see why is that .

Firstly let us take Congress. When you get a zero on top of getting another zero in the previous attempt; when over 90% of your candidates lose their deposits and when your vote share falls to 4.32 % ,something is not wrong, everything is ! There is a good theory that congress did not bring their A game as it would eat into AAP's vote share and that would help their national rival BJP. Essentially it would be true if congress had the ability to put up a fight. They don't. If this theory is true it is the worst thing Congress could have done. It would only hasten their demise. Marred by poor central leadership, handicapped by petty internal party politics, endemic cronyism  and  their history of corruption scandals. Congress has lost the faith of the electorate. Their traditional Muslim vote bank and numerically strong economically weaker strata of society has deserted them lock stock and barrel  for AAP. They need to realize that they are done. Done for good! Irrelevant Congress needs to reinvent itself. Half measures like mother and son taking turns to lead the party are not going to cut it. If Congress wishes to survive Gandhi's need to be pensioned now! That includes deemed Gandhi's, meaning Vadra's ! Thank them and let them go! This is of course only the beginning. But when they get to it let me know and I will give them further advice. Something tells me that they are never going to trouble me ever.

Next join me in congratulating BJP on their unqualified success in this election. It was so hard to loose but they managed to do it comprehensively. It really took five long years of doing absolutely nothing . You know how hard that is, but they did the impossible. They only have  themselves to thank for it.

I do not know when will they realise, if ever, that they can not win every election by putting up Modi's picture on the bill board. Time was Delhi BJP and its previous incarnation Jan Sangh had stalwarts at the helm. Madan Lal Khurana, Kedarnath Sawhney, Sahib Singh Verma easily come to mind. Today they have no one even approaching that stature. To be fair they could have roped in Arun Jaitley or very well liked Sushma Swaraj from the centre but both sadly passed away some time before the elections.

For every M G Ramachandran and N T Rama Rao there are dozens of Manoj Tiwari's. He is such a lightweight that early on in the campaign he got disdainfully branded as "Rinkiya Ke Papa", and it stuck. Not entirely without reason, since he does not have much else to his credit. Contrast that with the "terrorist " tag Kejriwal shook with aplomb and made his accusers look bad as bonus. Does Manoj Tiwari even know anything about Delhi ?

Every third voter in Delhi is a BJP voter. Now traditionally this core voter base was largely made up of Punjabi community that migrated after the partition of India and the business community of Delhi. BJP needs to have a look at a calendar. Surprise ! Surprise ! It is the year 2020! That Punjabi who migrated from Pakistan is now nursing his third and fourth generation. Muscular nationalism does not, repeat does not resonate with this new generation in the same way as their parents. Am I making a big explosive revelation? Surely I am not the first to discover that Kejriwal belongs to the same business community that forms the critical core of BJP . He has also packed his party with members from his community. Satyendra Jain and Swati Maliwal are well known public personalities. There are many others with strong base in Delhi. Was it a co incidence or was it a master stroke to slice away BJP vote share. I will leave for BJP to decipher.

Demographics is another Achilles heel. It is no secret that Delhi has grown exponentially. It has attracted a massive influx of people from all over the country to pursue education and jobs. Sadly it is far from being a melting pot. The influx has created several distinct pockets wildly different on cultural, social, economic and political scales. What has BJP done to communicate with these diverse groups? Just one case in point. Most of the recent  commotion at JNU in the run up to this election was led by students from outside of Delhi. Without taking any sides my question to Delhi BJP is how have you reached these vocal and energetic student groups that are a huge influence on their peers and are most likely voters in Delhi. I know the answer. BJP has done nothing except brand them after the fact. There is no inclusion, no preemption and no out reach. Just dealing through ABVP is not enough. It has only deepened the divide. Although they are mostly left inspired and left was really left out in this election with CPI polling 0.02 % and CPM polling 0.01 %. Their combined vote share below that of NOTA which came in at 0.4 %. Electorally insignificant to the result yet the massive noise they created and the inimical press it generated had very bad optics and generally showed BJP in an unfavourable light.

I realize Manoj Tiwari was para dropped on Delhi BJP as a nod to the sizable Bhojpuri linguistic group. However its downside is that the local leadership or whatever is left of it has felt under valued. Has BJP learned anything at all from the Kiran Bedi saga ? Please realize that the infamous 'surge" in voting for the party  after 3 pm either did not happen at all or was so insignificant as to be of no electoral value. That really means either  the voter is apathetic which is bad or what is worse, BJP workers are. For a cadre based party that spells disaster.

Emasculated local leadership and the non existent leadership mentoring programme ensured that the chinks in AAP's armour were left unexpoilted for want of a dynamic leader. There was no CM face to take on Kejriwal. He had a virtual free run to score as he pleased. His strategic mistakes were not taken advantage of. He was smart enough not to engage BJP on Shaheen bagh yet BJP failed miserably to answer him  on Bijli -pani - school. Who was asking where exactly these schools are ? Who was showing Kejriwal's false marketing up ? No one was because BJP had found Shaheen Bagh! That was to be their be all and end all. How pathetic! It would still be some consolation if that matter was handled in a befitting manner. Even with a compliant central government BJP failed to get much out of Shaheen Bagh as they allowed them all the initiative. They let Shaheen Bagh narrative to take hold and got shown up as  all talk and no action weaklings.

"Modi is BJP; BJP is Modi" is a very slippery path to the bottom. If you don't believe me ask congress about it. Prashant kishor may or may not have guided the AAP party but BJP needs to run a modern training programme for their leaders to learn what to say , when to say it and how to say it. Anyone that fails to attend the programme should be barred from opening their mouth. Better ask most of them to shut up. 

IT cell needs to be brought up to speed and led by a competent strategist. You must trust me on this, BJP needs some very serious media outreach. I have not seen a greater barrage of bad press against BJP in a long time. International press too.  BJP should never ever trot out the freebies as a reason for their loss unless they want to deceive themselves. Explain to me how you lost the up market Greater kailash by a margin of nearly 17,000 votes and win  the lower middle class Karawal nagar constituency?

That brings me to the winner who certainly does not need my advice. AAP is an enigma wrapped in mystery and sort of defies definition. So  let us see what kind of a beast AAP is. To me it is a chameleon  that paints itself in the colour it needs to hunt. What started out as a contrarian party has morphed into a " Hindu" party. Or has it? AAP has successfully usurped BJP's tag of "party with a Difference" by making it " new kind of politics". It has successfully cut the ground under BJP's Hindu credentials by bringing in "Lord Hanuman"; the greatest ever devotee of Sri Ram ! AAP has successfully become the darling of Muslims who tend to vote en bloc. I think he played his cards very well by focusing the election on water , electricity and education and then spicing it up with his tricks.

AAP also has a Congress face. Sort of the congress that congress is not. It has completely appropriated Congresses captive voting blocks by using the congress tactic of doling largesse masquerading as social welfare to enhance their electoral chances. For example AAP government selectively paid salaries only to Muslim clergy, a tactic straight out of Congress play book. Kejriwal's studious silence on Shaheen bagh and tasking his deputy to speak in its favour was a master stroke. BJP got roughly about 39% of the vote share that leaves the odd 60% and AAP very smartly and  selectively doled out sops like free bus travel for women ,etc. to keep voters engaged and hooked to it. For all intents and purposes AAP is the new congress. It certainly has got their entire voter base. I am amazed at congress though. BJP is not decimating them AAP is; at least in Delhi. Why are they smug about AAP's win?

What is a common thread in all this is  that all these parties are selling their brands of snake oil ! A supposed cure for every thing except that there is no such thing. BJP has the MODI brand. Did not work on Delhi, did not work last time either . Congress insists on selling the GANDHI brand way after its sell by date. It has not worked anywhere in a very long time. Aap is selling the KEJRI brand. This new brand of snake oil did not find many takers in Punjab but so far seems to be selling very well in Delhi. There is one thing they all need to understand though. If you want to be a one man army like Congress , be prepared for the fate of Congress. People will eventually find out that snake oil does not cure.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Bombs Away !

 "Blast #09420, 2007, Photograph By Naoya Hatakeyama.
It was not very long ago in the human history when almost the entire world had similar systems of governance as well as identical political and social structure. Most governments were hereditary monarchies. Politics usually meant palace intrigues and wranglings in the royal court. Far far removed from the common man. Society comprised of  land owning and revenue generating entities of various importance on one hand and workers of various kind on the other, differing only by the level of apathy state had for them.

Things changed over time as political thoughts and various social theories germinated in the human thought process. Spread of education also hastened the wide dissemination of the ideas of equality and participative democracy. Great strides made in science, technology and the human knowledge base itself has ensured that in all things the status quo comes under microscope constantly.

Another momentous thing happened. Individual and group beliefs in the supernatural and the defining succor provided by the faith in a creator God slowly but surly melded into fiercely competitive organized religions. This development arguably has been the most potent catalyst of political change and social churning in the last millennium.

All of these historical developments have informed the prevalent systems of governance  to some degree or the other. So today in the twenty first century we still have a monarchy like Britain on one hand; which actually is a democracy in every sense of the word. Britain is ruled by a women Queen to boot,  who  also happens to be the head of state of sixteen other independent countries. On the flip side we have Saudi Arabia. Another monarchy that  could  easily be straight out of medieval  times. The comparisons could not be more stark. Saudi women were not even allowed to drive till recently and still need a male guardian at all times.

There are all kinds of democracies in the world. So we have the  biggest democracy by geographical area , USA on one hand where one single individual president is the head of government and head of the state. With mainly two political parties and universal adult franchise , things are pretty straight forward . Everything is clearly delineated. On the other end we have India. President is only head of the state. Power lies with the prime minister and the  parliament. Biggest democracy by numbers; 1/6  of the entire population of earth lives here. 1.3 billion people at last count. Dozens of official languages and hundreds of dialects interact here. Although things maybe moving towards a two party system, India's 1841 registered political parties contested recent elections. No it is not a typo. It is big; it is diverse and looks like a massive kaleidoscopic chaos that somehow manages to dance in unison; phew! India is exactly opposite of the quintessential American melting pot yet both are democracies.

All the progressive human thoughts notwithstanding there are currently a staggering 50 dictatorships in the world. Biggest of them is the most populous nation on Earth - China! It markets itself as peoples republic , however there is no trace of a republic and people have no rights. Xi Jinping has absolute power as president of the country; chief of communist party as well as that of the armed forces. China's client state North Korea is a communist dictatorship too and considerably more unstable, poverty stricken and dangerous. Bulk of the dictatorships are in Africa. 19 nations currently. Most of the population of these places is facing famine, hunger and systematic poverty. They have negligible healthcare; lack of education and complete absence of human rights. You would not know it by looking at the lavish lifestyles of their dictators though! 

Russia is the original communist nation. Bolshevik revolution succeeded here in 1917 and it was exported to eastern Europe, china and several other countries. Russia was the original dictatorship of the proletariat. What is it today? Officially it is a federal republic with a book of laws, political rights for people and elections. However for the last couple of years laws and statues have been modified to suit one individual ; Vladimir Putin, who has been in power one way or other since 2000. Is it a dictatorship? You decide!

Let us not forget the religious systems of governance. Smallest of them is the Vatican city. Technically a self contained nation. Pope is the head of state and head of the government. It is all  honorary just to give respect and status to the catholic church. In reality Vatican city is a part of Italy. Then we have a whole bunch of Islamic nations. They also can be categorized under despotic dictatorships, monarchies or mullahcracies. Some even call themselves democracies too, although on available evidence it is clear that democracy and Islam do not marry successfully .

 1.8 billion people live in 56 Islamic countries. Most have adopted Koranic laws to differing degrees. One would think it would make them quite similar however the differences among them are legendary, historical  and bloody. Iran and Iraq fought war for 8 years not very long ago, both countries have  Shia sect in majority. Of course mostly Sunni Saudi Arabia has not been on good term with Shia Iran since the advent of Islam and currently they do not even have diplomatic relations among them. Saudi's are bombing their neighboring Islamic country Yemen on a regular basis. Syrian refugees and Palestinians before them have found refuge in the Non Muslim west and no Islamic neighbor nation is willing to extend a hand.  It is quite common to find these countries castigating each other as 'Kafir', and  Satan. This religious world is in flux and politically really not very settled.

There is an exception though. The successful Jewish state  of Israel. It is a parliamentary democracy with a book of laws, political rights for citizens and regular elections. Although the state has been under regular violent attacks from different forces mostly supporting  rights for  Palestinians; Israel is reasonably prosperous, quite stable, a technical powerhouse  and forward looking. It is also only the second nation carved on the basis of religion in the world. There is no third.

 We may have our reservations about one system or the other but there is one commonality among all of them. We know who is in charge! When the shit hits the fan we know who to blame. In case of Iran it is Ali Khamenei; in case of North Korea we can lay it on Kim Jong-un. Russian escapades can be put on Vladimir Putin and of course all acts of US commission and omission will be squarely blamed on Donald Trump. 

In a twist of irony, Israel's chalk n cheese mirror image is the only exception to this rule- Pakistan.The first  country ever created for the adherents of a faith. It is officially an Islamic Republic. Counter forces within the country have pushed it to be more Islamic on one end and republic on the other. It has become neither. An all powerful military establishment calls the shots on everything from budget to foreign relations. A super sect within the military ; its spy wing organizes  political assassinations, demonstrations of all kinds, manages the judiciary , conducts regular coups and dictates policy to the elected.  They currently have a  prime minister who is commonly believed to be selected by them . It is an army dictatorship wrapped in a parliament that is garnished with Islam. Nobody is responsible and everyone maintains deniability.Their railway minster of all the people , issues ultimatums of nuclear war to an enemy . Easy to contradict later if it come back to bite them. In the past their chief of army denied knowledge of presence of Osama bin Laden in the back yard of their military compound. They also denied knowledge of nuclear proliferation by their chief of nuclear project. In an uncharitable description it is said that it is the only army that has a country.

No body knows anything in Pakistan yet a lot of mischief in the world gets directly attributed to them.Its political system is distraught; its economy is crumbling and a psychopathic obsession with winning more territory in Kashmir ensures that a ten times more powerful India is a constant threat to its very existence.  It is a very complicated web where it is all sleight of hand, smoke and mirrors. Is it a democracy? Is it a theocracy; is it Islamic; is it a republic? Is army in charge; does the Prime minister have any power other than being a mouth piece? There are only questions and no answers in sight. It would be funny if it was not so irksome!











Friday, February 22, 2019

पूरा सच ! POORA SACH !

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Death, Famine, Pestilence and War
By Albrecht Durer, 1498, Wood Cut. Kupferstichkabinett Berlin, Berlin, Germany
  
 
ये तो तुमको वक़्त मिला, इज़हार ए रंज़  चले आये ;
वर्ना  लाश यहीं थी बरसों, आज एक बस दम निकला। 

राख़ बनके उड़ चुके हैं, हम तो अब अरसों  हुए;
आज बस टूटे हुए ख़्वाबों का जनाज़ा निकला। 

बाद मरने के मिला सब, छुपा दबा रखा सामान ;
नाकामी के बक्से से इश्क़ का अफ़साना निकला। 

अब से अजनबी हैं, यूं शहर में मिलते तो रहेंगे हम तुम;
पिछले सब वादों की तरह ये भी इक वादा निकला। 

कैसे कैसे धोख़े खाकर इस मंज़िल पँहुची है जान,
उस सनम से क्या गिला, वो तो बस अपना निकला। 

वो तुमसे बोलते नही,वो नज़रें फेर लेते हैं ;
ज़माने भर ने समझाया, पर दिल बड़ा ज़ाहिल निकला।

नागुज़र गुज़रा तो होगा मेरा यूं शिकवा करना,
रुसवा करने भी न आये,ये पैंतरा ज़ाया निकला। 

इन अंधरे रास्तों से पहुंचे तो अँधेरी गुफा मिली,
रौशनी दिखती नहीं है, कैसे कह दें दिन निकला। 

जो किसी ज़रुरत का नही उसकी ज़रुरत ही नहीं,
था ख्याल बेहूदा इस कदर कि पूरा ख़ालिस सच निकला। 

Roman script follows :-

Ye to tumko waqt mila, Izhar E ranjh chale aaye ;
Varna laash yahi thi barson, aaj aik bus dum nikla. 

Raakh ban kay ud chuke hain, hum to ab arson huay;
Aaj bus tootey huay khwabon ka janaza nikla. 

Baad marne ke mila sub, chupa daba rakha  saman;
Nakami ke buxey say ishq ka afasana nikla.

Ab se ajnabi hain, yoon shahar me milte to rahenge hum tum;
Pichle sab vadon ki tarah ye bhi ik vada nikla.

Kaise kaise dhoke kha kar is manzil pahunchi hai jaan,
Us sanam se kya gila, vo to bus apna nikla.

Vo tumse bolte nahi,vo nazren fer lete hain;
Zamane bhar ne samjaya, per dil bada zahil nikla.

Naguzar guzra to hoga mera yoon shikva karna,
Roosva karne bhi na aaye,Ye paintra zaya nikla.

In andhere raaston se pahunche to andheri gufa mili, 
Roshni dikhti nahi hai, Kaise keh de din nikla.

Jo kisi zaroorat ka nahi uski zaroorat hi nahi,
Tha khayal behuda is kadr ki poora khalis sach nikla.

 

  

Friday, February 15, 2019

किस्तें ! Kisteyn!

representative picture.

इक अपना घर पाने को मकां दर मकां किस्तें भरे जाते हैं। 
हमीं हैं कि मेले में  बिछड़ों को बियाबां में आवाज़ लगाते हैं। 

इधर अँधेरे रस्ते पर  उधड़ी जेब के सिक्के उचके जाते हैं। 
यहाँ क्या दिखेगा; चलो दिया लेके घर में उन्हें तलाशते हैं। 

इस घर की रवायत है ; विरासत में कुछ नहीं  मिलता। 
फूटी मटकी के पानी को औरों के लिए बचा रखते हैं। 

घर घर की कहानी है ये ; सब दोस्तों का कहना है। 
ये उम्मीद भी गयी ! जाने कहाँ हसरतें दबा के रखते हैं। 

"वक़्त अच्छा भी आएगा"; अब नहीं सुनना है ये फ़रेब।
हर मीठा बोल जहाँ वाले क्यों हमसे छुपा के रखते हैं ?

हर दिवाली पे होंठ मुस्करा के घर भर को चरागां करते हैं। 
यूं भी अन्दर के अँधेरे को हराने की नाकाम दुआ करते हैं। 

सही है ये कि तुम्हारे लिए मर चुके; यूं ही बस जीने की तमन्ना रखते हैं । 
बेदार न हो, माफ़ करो; किस्तों में ही मरने का इरादा रखते हैं। 

Roman script follows:-


Ik apna ghar pane ko makan dar makan kisteyn bhare jate hain.
Hami hain ki mele me bichdon ko biyaban me awaz lagate hain. 

Idhar andhere raste per udhdi jeb ke sikke uchke jate hain. 
yahan kya dikhega; Chalo diya leke ghar me talashte hain.

Is ghar ki ravayat hai ; virasat me kuch nahi milta.
Footi matki ke pani ko auron ke liye bacha rakhte hain.

Ghar ghar ki kahani hai ye ; sb doston ka kehna hai 
ye ummed bhi gayi! Jane kahan hasraten daba ke rakhte hain?

"Waqt accha bhi ayega"; Ab nahi sunna hai ye fareb.
Her meetha bol jahan wale kyon humse chupa ke rakhte hain?

Her Diwali pe hoonth muskara ke ghar bhar ko charagan karte hain. 
Yoon bhi andhar ke andhere ko harane ki nakam dua karte hain. 

Sahi hai ye ki tumhare liye mar chuke; yoon hi bus jeene ki tammana rakhte hain. 
Bedar n ho, maaf karo; kiston me hi marne ka irada karte hain.









Friday, January 18, 2019

लंगड़ा घोडा ! Langda Ghoda !

Eugene Delacroix – Horse Frightened by Lightning, 23.5 × 32.0 cm, Water Colour on paper ,1825 
Museum of Fine Arts, Budapest.

आसां किस्तों में सब मिलता है। दुकां , मकां  या क़ब्र ,
गरीब पेट भी किस्तों में भरता है। दुआ कीजिये या सब्र।
कभी कोई  गलत नहीं होता,यहाँ कुछ सही नहीं होता ,
मुक़द्दर मज़बूत हो न हो ,नक्षत्र डूबा न होना चाहिए।

ले लीजिए बस आज नगद है , कल से फिर उधार,
इतना मसला सिर्फ़ यूं हुआ कि  भूल गया हर बार।    
इस बस्ती में किस किस दर से खैरात नहीं मिलती ,
हर भिखारी पे लाज़िम ये शऊर होना चाहिए। 

बुद्ध सिद्ध था ! अपने महल से भिक्षा पा गया ,
मुक्ति की चाहत जिसे थी, वो वो दीक्षा पा गया। 
ऐसा बेवज़ह का इतराना,और फिर इतना गरूर ,
और कुछ न हो तो फिर तुम्हे फ़क़ीर होना चाहिये। 

बेतराशा हीरा कैसी भी डुगडुगी बजाये मोल की ,
गढ़ने, जड़ने के लिए कहीं जौहरी को होना चाहिये। 
ऐसे लंगड़े घोड़े पर अब क्या कोई  दावं खेलेगा ,
कम अज कम तांगे में जुतने लायक तो होना चाहिये। 

Roman script follows:-


Aasan kiston me sb milta hai. Dukan, makan ya qbr ,
Garib pet bhi kiston me bharta hai. Dua kijiye ya sbr
Kabhi koi galat nahi hota,yahan kuch sahi nahi hota ,
Muqadar majboot ho n ho ,nakhchatr dooba n hona chahiye.

Le lijiye bus aaj nakad hai , kal se phir udhar,
Itna masla sirf yoon hua ki  bhool gya her bar. 
Is basti me kis kis dar se khairat nahi milti ,
Hr bhikhari pe lajim ye shaur hona chahiye.

Budh sidh tha ! Apne mahal se bhiksha pa gaya ,
Mukti ki chahat jise thi,Vo vo diksha pa gaya. 
Aisa bevajah ka itrana,aur fir itna garoor ,
Aur kuch n ho to fir tumhe faqir hona chahiye. 

 Betarasha  heera  kaysi bhi dugdugee bajaye mole ki,
Gadne,jadne ke liye kahi Johri ko hona chahiye.
Aise langde gode pr ab kya koi daav  khelega,
Kum aj kum taange me jutney layak to hona chahiye.